The other side of me

The side effects of being me,
Are even greater than the natural disaster it seems.
Whatever I do, always goes wrong.
When I want a chicken it turns out to be a prawn.
When I shoot the basketball at practice
It always goes in
But when it comes to show others
My experiences are as odd as huckleberry Finn's.
When in the corridor I am having a talk.
Mam comes up and thinks i am having a nice walk.
Whenever I use a bit of slang,
I get a painful slash- slap -bang.
Being egoistic was once a trend
But it made me break up with my best friend.
My short temper makes me turn people topsy-turvy.
But then it makes me ask the teacher for some mercy
I am pretty good at making excuses
I will make a new one if other diffuses
In any subject when I share my oh-so-unpleasant views
in the whole class, it becomes hot news
At the end of the day when I think
Everything is going to be fine
And the night is going to be mine
When I can think what all I did and got during the day
And I have to give the conclusion
I would say - these are the side effects of being me!!

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